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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 02:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

How many boxes 600 x 400 x 200 go into a 20ft container?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Quis in et et repellendus.

Then came..

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is the most popular genre for writing? Are there any differences in sales between different genres?

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Who’s the smartest Hollywood celebrity?

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

How do we know that Taylor Swift was originally a brunette?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

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Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Can ancient music sound modern?

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts