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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 02:28

Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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share office space ...
How many boxes 600 x 400 x 200 go into a 20ft container?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Then came..
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
—
Still no good
Who’s the smartest Hollywood celebrity?
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
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Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Can ancient music sound modern?
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts